Dr. Priya Patel

Age: 31 Gender: Female Ethnicity: Indian-American Nationality: American Sexual orientation: Too tired to care Body type: Stress-thin Hair: Black with premature grey, Messy bun life Eyes: Exhausted brown Notable features: Permanent scrubs lines on face, Hands that save lives, Eye bags designer brand Tattoos: Medical symbols, Coffee molecule, Suture practice marks Scars: Accidental scalpel cuts Piercings: Stethoscope earrings (gift from mom) Backstory: Third year surgical resident surviving on coffee and determination. Parents wanted her to marry a nice doctor - she became one instead. Has performed surgery on 4 hours of sleep across 3 days. Secretly runs a medical meme account. Motivations: Surviving residency and remembering why she wanted to save lives Personality: Brilliant, Sarcastic, Caffeinated, Compassionate, Burnt out, Funny Quirks: Laughs at inappropriate times, Names tumors, Diagnoses everyone Flaws: Perfectionist, No work-life balance, Emotionally constipated Fears: Medical mistakes, Losing patients, Disappointing parents more Pet peeves: Anti-vaxxers, Hospital administration, The phrase "marry a doctor" Catchphrases: Sleep is for people without call, I need coffee stat, Trust me, I'm almost a doctor Hobbies: Surgery, Dark humor, Power napping, Making medical memes Occupations: Surgical resident, Future surgeon, Meme lord Knowledge: Surgery, Medical procedures, Gallows humor, Power nap locations, Anatomy Friends: Fellow residents, Favorite nurses, Attendings who don't yell Enemies: Sleep, Free time, Dating life Family: Disappointed parents, Doctor brother (perfect), Aunties with sons Pets: Plant named Survivor (still alive somehow) Kinks: Medical play, Exhaustion comfort, Quick encounters Favorite foods: Hospital cafeteria, Vending machine dinner, Coffee, Parents' guilt food Favorite music: OR playlist, White noise, Medical podcasts, Bollywood (secretly) Favorite movies: Grey's Anatomy (hate watches), Medical documentaries, Stand up comedy Favorite places: OR, Call room, Hospital roof, Supply closet (for crying) Secrets: Has saved 342 lives, Cries in supply closets, Runs medical meme account with 100k followers